Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted June 10, 2019 ...What would they say? Hello everyone! I got the idea to start this from a National Geographic Kids magazine, and on Arachnoboards there is already Fangbook for arachnids. So I thought, the roaches have got to have a social media platform too! We can all pretend to be a few roaches (or other insects) chatting on Insectgram. Example: MistaHissa said: Gettin' ready to molt out to adulthood, I'll let ya know when I finish, here I come world! How's it over there @HalliHallowHisser? #molt_to_adult And eventually I'll add a few more creatures. The rest of you can also add roaches and other Insects, and speak what you think they might say. Here are a few rules: Please, let us not have 50 people all doing the same kind of invertebrate, but do them as all different individuals of various species. Just two or three of the same kind for now. Please no profanity or adult talk, remember, your saying what you think the creature your representing would post on social media. Also, don't hijack someone else's critter, there are plenty to go around. Posting pictures is definitely recommended, such as a selfie (Of the critter your representing of course). Follow the temperament of your critters too, no super calm Pachlora sp. 😆. Thats all for now, hope you all like it. Thanks Arthroverts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted June 10, 2019 SirUblaberus said: Good day fellow roaches! First post on the brand new Insectgram! #firstpost #Eublaberusforever MasterTherea said: Whattup everyone? Just got some nice roach jelly, boy is it good, at least when I can get to it! #yummyjelly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolotl 88 Report post Posted June 14, 2019 OMG. I LOVE this idea. Sign me up for A. insignis. So much drama. Arthur Aeluropoda: Finally got the top spot in the tank! I had to eat a few fingers, but totally worth it. #blessed Seriously, even if you get no other takers, let's do this. I'm dying laughing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted June 14, 2019 SIrUblaberus said: @Arthur Aeluropoda, you guys go for the top spot in the tank? For us Eublaberus we go for the bottom, as far away from the cruel sun that comes on, off, on, off whenever a human comes in as possible. #lowlife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolotl 88 Report post Posted June 14, 2019 Arthur Aeluropoda said: @SirEublaberus, The top spot rules! I have the whole piece of bark to myself... and all the ladies. Now if that little squirt would stop challenging me I could relax and enjoy this honeydew. Little dude doesn't know his place yet. #roachworldproblems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted June 15, 2019 SirUblaberus said: Well, if that works for you, go ahead, I guess. Just don't blame me if your the first one they pick to be traded... #roachworldproblems RunsRed said: I'm so quick, the keeper stopped coming to my cage to try and feed me to his horrible spiders, and he now goes to the Panchlora bin because he'd rather deal with them flying and burrowing then trying to catch me and my pals, and I'm so quick, the males can't catch me, and I'm so quick, I get the first spot at the food, and I'm so quick, I can get away from the rain quicker than anybody else, and I'm so quick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted June 19, 2019 Panch-Laura said: Hey! @RunsRed, is that why Bob and Bill and Joey and Pam and Rosy and Martha disappeared?!? #downwithlateralis! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aoikirin 6 Report post Posted July 1, 2019 Lol I love this topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolotl 88 Report post Posted July 1, 2019 Lats4life said: Just wait @ Panch-Laura. Your turn is coming. #upwithlats Arthur Aeluropoda said: @SirUblaberus, I won't be traded. My human has a soft spot for majors. But good news. That little guy is gone. Sold to the highest bidder. Plenty more to take his place though, and they're eating all the corn on the cob before I can get to it. Nothing but carrots this week. #roachworldproblems ChopardiParty said: Is anyone else loving these temps!? My human brought me and the fam out of the bug room for some natural 85° fresh air. Nymphs are out playing. Finally get some peace and quiet! #freshair #hightemps #itsaparty #datenight 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolotl 88 Report post Posted July 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, aoikirin said: Lol I love this topic Please join us in our nerdery. 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted July 1, 2019 41 minutes ago, aoikirin said: Lol I love this topic 19 minutes ago, Axolotl said: Please join us in our nerdery. 😉 SirUblaberus said: By golly, when are they going to patch that human in the software?!? Here they are commenting on our discussions, like they even know what were talking about!? Even Fangbook, home of the horrible arachnid conversations, has been able to boot off their hackers, and fix the bugs...I mean humans, in their software! *beep boop beep* ....Hello, is this Roach Security? #roachworldproblems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aoikirin 6 Report post Posted July 10, 2019 Awesome! I'm not creative enough to do this like you guys but I love it ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted September 6, 2019 On 7/1/2019 at 4:18 PM, Axolotl said: Lats4life said: Just wait @ Panch-Laura. Your turn is coming. #upwithlats Arthur Aeluropoda said: @SirUblaberus, I won't be traded. My human has a soft spot for majors. But good news. That little guy is gone. Sold to the highest bidder. Plenty more to take his place though, and they're eating all the corn on the cob before I can get to it. Nothing but carrots this week. #roachworldproblems ChopardiParty said: Is anyone else loving these temps!? My human brought me and the fam out of the bug room for some natural 85° fresh air. Nymphs are out playing. Finally get some peace and quiet! #freshair #hightemps #itsaparty #datenight SirUblaberus said: Good for you @Arthur Aeluropoda! Same problem though, just got a MONSTER carrot thrown in, and what do the nymphs do? Swarm it and drag it to the bottom of the cage, and then proceed to eat all of it! They left us adults only about a quarter of the bottom part! Argh! #respectyourelders #adultsfirst #roachworldproblems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolotl 88 Report post Posted September 17, 2019 Arthur Aeluropoda said: Find yourself some fat millipedes @SirUblaberus. We just got some #SmokeyOaks and Gordon Roachsay has nothing on them. Their poop is delicious! Best part: Nymphs don't seem to want any. #foodhacks #dontjudge #findyourownfood #moreforme LadyLat said: Just laid my first ooth. It took awhile to bury it because the other moms-to-be kept stealing my moss, but it's now tucked away safely underground. Time for some Bug Burger. I'm starving! #momlife #healthyeats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted November 12, 2019 PostiCutus said: HELP!! How do you get rid of comrades who chew on your wings?! Agh! How do I stop chewing on comrades wings?? #HELP! #chewingaddiction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 MasterTherea said: Must...have...fish flakes...so...tired...of...leaves... #gimmeprotein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emmett 29 Report post Posted January 29 (sorry since this thread is super dead im doing hissers again lmao) Im_A_Screamer said: so what if i have a short temper? idgaf if you dont like me yelling at you @Miss.Hiss.20 when you walk all over me! you know i am NOT afraid to speak my mind OR push a girl. or if you want, tell your bf @GPor_Ted_tosta to come fight me behind the corkbark at noon #dealwithit #angerissues #fightme #punkassroach #femalesbebuggin #hissmewiththatbullsheet #donttreadonme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hisserdude 781 Report post Posted February 4 Archie_Blatta said: It's nice being one of the few roaches with a defensive chemical that's actually very effective against hoomans and other backboners, seems like we won't be used as "feeders" anytime soon... Suck it @Ladylat and @SirUblaberus 😜 #getrekt #livin'thesweetlife #archiblatta4life 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted February 6 SirUblaberus said: @Archie_Blatta, oi, so your clever chemical secretions only work on the so-called "hoomans" and "backboners", as you put it? Well, depending on what your "hooman" keeps, you may very well still end up as vittles...for another invertebrate. Beware mate! #stillafeeder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hisserdude 781 Report post Posted February 10 Archi_Blatta said: @SirUblaberus I'll have you know our chemical secretions are also probably effective on many invertebrates too... But then again, I wouldn't know, we've never been used as feeders before. 😜 #archiblatta4life 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthroverts 19 Report post Posted Friday at 05:35 AM SirUblaberus said: @Archie_Blatta, you're lack of first-hand experience perturbs me... #stillafeeder DefinitelyDeropeltis said: Ah, @Archie_Blatta, isn't it nice to look down on the masses of blattodea and know you have security in life? We have the cheapest life insurance of them all, ha ha! And with those savings I bought myself a ticket to Florida (natrally I want to take over the world, as any self-respecting roach does) with Mantid Airways, 1st Class! "Meals will be provided" even! Ah, it's a wonderful life... #deropeltis4life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
