If Roaches Used Social Media...

Archi_Blatta said:

@SirUblaberus I'll have you know our chemical secretions are also probably effective on many invertebrates too... But then again, I wouldn't know, we've never been used as feeders before. 😜

#archiblatta4life

 
SirUblaberus said:

@Archie_Blatta, you're lack of first-hand experience perturbs me...

#stillafeeder

DefinitelyDeropeltis said:

Ah, @Archie_Blatta, isn't it nice to look down on the masses of blattodea and know you have security in life? We have the cheapest life insurance of them all, ha ha! And with those savings I bought myself a ticket to Florida (natrally I want to take over the world, as any self-respecting roach does) with Mantid Airways, 1st Class! "Meals will be provided" even! 

Ah, it's a wonderful life...

#deropeltis4life

 
DefinitelyDeropeltis said:

...soooo don't take Mantid Airways y'all. I made it to Florida, but you know how they say "Roach shall not live by defensive secretions alone?" They must have been kidding, you need them on an airline like Mantid Airways; it is NOT roach-friendly. 5 stars for service, 0 stars for protecting their passengers.

Anyway, I'm here! Where all the other Deropeltis who said they were coming?

#ruletheworld #deropeltis4life #MantidAirways=Junk

 
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